wanted

are things.
i want a snazzy camera that will take amazing pictures and not break when i leave it unattended for 15 minutes.
and something i have not found yet but would pay love, affection and money for:

this jacket or one similare. aka faux. warm. long enough so it's not a stupid belly jacket.

cause my herringbone jacket is falling apart, despite my best attempts at making it stay together with patches and love.

HELP!